Option 1: Pasty white
Option 2: Bright fire engine red.
There is no in between for these gams. Oh, there are hints of purple from bruises and varicose veins that add a fun and different hue to small parts of my legs. An occasional spot of redness makes an appearance if I made the mistake of shaving with soap. But brown is not a color that my legs will accept anymore. The melanin must have escaped from my skin somewhere in the years and bid its last adieu when it falsely assumed I would always keep my beautiful legs hidden.
My arms happily brown under the excessive heat warnings of
Alas...I must finally admit...my legs are simply...white.
And so, with a heavy heart my legs and I breathe out our final farewell to the color brown.